"And your duties would be..."

On Tuesday I had a job interview for a local daycare, so the night before as I was going through my almost-nightly routine of watching an episode of Friends on sidereel.com, I decided to watch 'The one with the cooking class", seeing as Chandler goes for a job interview in the episode. At the time, I thought maybe it would be a good choice, maybe I'd get some sound advice on how to ace the interview. Here's a clip from the show...

So, the next day at the interview, the woman who is interviewing me is talking a bit about the job and what does she say? "Let's talk about what your DUTIES would be." No joke. I almost lost it. I don't think I've ever shown that much restraint in my life. As I was leaving, I almost pulled a Chandler and said "Have you ever seen that episode of Friends where Chandler goes to a job interview and starts talking about doody? You know, poo?" Seriously, the words were on the tip of my tongue. To prevent myself from letting it slip, I started rambling about the weather and how spring was on its way. Lame, I know, but at least I didn't talk to my potential future boss about poop.